Нашла у себя небольшую коллекцию забавных фраз и описаний фиков:

1. Фразы из фиков:

На ангельскомIt gave him the courage to say what he should have said thirteen days, twelve hours and nine minutes ago. Not that he was counting.
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As he reached for the blond's arm with an alarming sense of familiarity, he sighed. When had morning coffee become morning Naruto?
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Naruto: "Really, you just need to know the buttons to push to make Sasuke as sweet as a bunny"
*представила "милого как зайчонок" Саске и умерла*
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“You do realize you sound really gay, right?” Ino asked, cocking an eyebrow at Kiba.
“Not that kind of fine!” Kiba rolled his eyes. “You’re just a closet yaoi-lover.”
“I am not a closet yaoi-lover!” Ino insisted. “I’m an open yaoi-lover. Why would I bother hiding it, stupid?”
Яойщицы всех стран, объединяйтесь! XD
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It seemed to Sasuke that Naruto would be one of the first things you’d try to kill if you were a mentally unstable individual.

2. Описания фиков

читать дальшеNaruto Uzumaki is a demon fox, when ever he goes into warm water he turns into a young boy. What happens when he is captured and given to a certain Prince Uchiha as a present? Maybe a lemon?
Словно у кого-то были сомнения... *ф капле*
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In a slave auction Naruto is sold to the person he'd think to be the most unlikeliest to buy him. Naruto is brought into his Master's home, but things aren't as easy and simple as it may seem...
Такое ощущение, будто некоторые яойщицы ныкают аннотации у авторов женских романчегов... да и идеи тоже!

@музыка: Латиноамериканская музыка

@темы: Naruto, Цитата