Ками, как я люблю людей, которым удаётся красиво и с любовью обстёбывать любимый Наруто-канон в фиках! Как я их обожаю!

Для примера:

Naruto closed an eye shut and cocked his head. “Dubious.”

Tsunade blanched. “How do you even know that word?”

“Hangin’ around Shikamaru a lot these days. Eh. You pick up all kinds of big words talking with him. Of course, hangin’ around with Kakashi has also increased my vocabulary. Do you know what cunninglingus is? At first I thought it was a type of udon noodle dish but then-”

“Please stop talking.”

Naruto shrugged, oblivious. “Okay.”

* * *

Оттуда же:

Почти что ТсунаНару Tsunade stood, leaving the hat on top of the desk. She circled around and stood behind Naruto. She started to undo the knot of Naruto’s forehead protector, easily untying it with her nimble, practiced fingers.

“Uh…” Naruto croaked uneasily when he felt warm breath on his reddening ear and the breasts rubbing against his back. Tsunade lowered the forehead protector so that it covered Naruto’s eyes. She retied it, making sure that the knot was tight. Naruto flinched as it pinched him. “Erm… I mean…”

Tsunade lifted an eyebrow at Naruto’s mumbles. “Alright,” she said with finality.

“Now, um… listen, uh, this would be my first time and all so… and this is kinda kinkier than I expected of you, old hag… I… be gentle?”

Tsunade stared at the blindfolded boy, vein pulsing, temple throbbing, eyebrow twitching. “I’m going to forget you said that, for both our sakes’.”

@темы: Naruto, Цитата